The Secret Language of Sleep: A Couple's Guide to the Thirty-Nine Positions (2020)

The Secret Language of Sleep A Couple s Guide to the Thirty Nine Positions Some couples wonder if they have the mettle for a committed relationship or the momentum for long distance love or the reflexes for fighting crime Unsure couples waste years looking for answers in e
  • Title: The Secret Language of Sleep: A Couple's Guide to the Thirty-Nine Positions
  • Author: Evany Thomas Amelia Bauer
  • ISBN: 9781932416473
  • Page: 170
  • Format: Hardcover
  • Some couples wonder if they have the mettle for a committed relationship, or the momentum for long distance love, or the reflexes for fighting crime Unsure couples waste years looking for answers in each other s eyes, or in the offices of behavioral therapists And yet, each night their sleeping bodies reveal than any doctor or private detective could ever discoverome couples wonder if they have the mettle for a committed relationship, or the momentum for long distance love, or the reflexes for fighting crime Unsure couples waste years looking for answers in each other s eyes, or in the offices of behavioral therapists And yet, each night their sleeping bodies reveal than any doctor or private detective could ever discover.With this book, a couple can unlock the meaning of their chosen pose All thirty nine poses including Classic Spoons, the Tobogganer, and Softserve Swirl come with easy to identify illustrations, detailed descriptions, and training tips Handy icons indicate which positions are most therapeutic for snorers, outdoorsmen, or those who work on their feet.
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    1. This book was hilarious And can be read in about 45 minutes to one hour and has great illustrations and nice sarcastic captions Very fun This was a great gift to get for Christmas.

    2. This read picked up cheap from McSweeney s seemed promising, but I dig the premise and effort than the finished product, as it turns out At but 94 pages, 2 pages for each position description accompanying art, it s a whimsical, informative little book Some of the writing s engaging and clever and crisp what you d expect from McSweeney s, sure and then some of it, well, made me want to snooze.Classic Spoons position bats lead off, and then it s a crazy ride through dreamland from there Some of t [...]

    3. Is this a serious guide to improving couples sleeping and waking lives, or a very mildly funny joke Evany does not reveal, although sleep positions with names like sixth posture of the perfumed forest or diagrams as uncomfortable and improbable as starfish and conch suggest the latter According to Evany, those who sleep in the bubble blower position enjoy many careers accountant, painter, driver, consultant, trainer, therapist , and many fads peanut brittle diets, colon cleansers, sticker collec [...]

    4. What is your favorite position Downward koala, melting spoons or the sixth posture of the perfumed forest Nope, we re not talking yoga This humorous little book is all about how you and your partner sleep and what it reveals about your relationship There are 39 positions, each with a one page explanation and an accompanying illustration Each position is marked with icons that indicate, for example, if it s a good position if you snore, or if it works well in outdoor situations think camping , or [...]

    5. This pose is also known as Concertgoers, after the particular hug and sway of a couple enjoying the slow panty jam of a saxophone solo.There s also an unexpected heroic streak that runs through Wind sleepers Hunting down a wanted felon a Softserver favorite comes with its own risks, but as a Fireman s Carry couples know, it can also take courage to agree to a third date after a lifetime running from commitment, or in the case of Bird in Handers to try again after long, loving relationships go so [...]

    6. I found this book and put it in my library queue after taking a clever, dinky little online test, one of those tests that labels some esoteric facet of your personality using your radio button answers to arbitrary and slightly intriguing questions I love those dinky little tests This one tells you which of the sleep poses is best for you and your partner evany sleeptest So I got the book And discovered it s an astrological farce Hilarious.This is the only book I have wanted to read in the last m [...]

    7. This book makes me so happy inside, I could scream The thin, white line drawings of non gender specific folks on the unobtrusively pastel pages, coupled with the giggle worthy positions and accompanying descriptions, is enough to make anyone hop feet first into the sack for a good, old fashioned cuddlefest.My position is Pinching Koala and Tree If that doesn t sell you, I don t know what will.

    8. I can t remember who recommended this book It only has 64 pages and half of them are the illustrations Very cute, but sort of mystifying Sort of like astrology based on sleep positions But you can use the positions to bolster your relationship.

    9. i read this a couple years ago and at night as i go to bed i still think about some of the illustrations in this book as i try to wrestle jen into a spoon and it makes me giggle long sentence

    10. A good book on a favorite activity of mine sleeping I have since lerned that I am a Stairway sleeper, as I like to curl up in a fetal position and place my shins against my partner s back.

    11. I read this book and actually gave it to one of my friends as a Christmas gift Great illustrations and a funny view at sleeping habits of couples.

    12. It s pretty charming Have you ever heard of a sleep position called The Cliffhanger That s when you sleep on opposite edges of the bed, facing away from each other.

    13. Hilarious, tongue in cheek, completely nonsexual, and faux psychological account of how we sleep together.

    14. Cute The zodiac of the bed When the bed is for sleeping, that is I looked in vain for MY favorite sleep positions.

    15. Not sure why people said this was funny Some humor, yes, but self consciously so Neither helpful nor hilarious.

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